Thursday, 5 December 2013

AMAZING DOG STORIES - A Cartoon For You



I'm feeling a bit insulted! Mum took one look at me having fun on the beach and said my antics made her think of some amazing dog stories she'd just seen. But she wasn't talking about my dog stories. Oh no, she was referring to some cartoons that she said made her smile because they reminded her of me!

Well, the chap in the pictures isn't half as handsome as I am! He's half my size and not nearly as hairy. All the same, I suppose he and I are a bit alike in the way we behave. So maybe Mum isn't being insulting. Take a look at The Mud Song on my Facebook page and see what you think ...

Wednesday, 4 December 2013

DOG TALES


What’s the difference between dog stories and dog tales? I asked Mum this question and she said that the answer’s a bit subtle.

Well, that’s no help! So I’ve been reasoning it out for myself. Maybe we’re talking here about dog tails. That makes sense to me, as I have a wonderful long tail that’s very expressive. Mum says that when I wag my tail near her it’s like having a fan on hand. But then she adds that fans are best in the summer and that when the weather’s cold she doesn’t need a fan.

I took this to mean she doesn’t need me now that it’s wintry. Mum quickly told me it doesn’t mean that. She says she just meant when I wag my tail in cold weather she prefers being at the nose end of me. Mum’s funny, isn’t she?

I wag my tail a lot because there are usually good reasons for wagging it. Walk-times, mealtimes and our front doorbell ringing are just a few. A ring on the doorbell often means a visitor for me to greet. I’m good at greetings.

Anyway, I think dog tales (and tails) are great! If you’ve any you’d like to tell Mum and me, we’ll both be happy to have them …

P.S. See what I mean about my long tail? 


Sunday, 1 December 2013

ANIMAL STORIES





Have you been watching the animal stories on TV recently? I’ve been watching them with Mum and our minds have been boggled by what we’ve seen.

There was a great big chap that Mum said was a rhinoceros. He was much, much bigger than me. When I first saw him, I hid behind the sofa, but Mum told me not to worry as he couldn’t get out of the TV. Well, he lived with his human and mostly stayed outdoors – but sometimes he came inside the man’s house and sniffed around.

Mum kept holding her breath and commenting how amazing it was that he never knocked any furniture or ornaments over. I hope she wasn’t thinking about the day I broke a picture frame with a swish of my tail!

Anyway, then among these strange pet stories, we saw a girl hugging and kissing some lions. She must have loved them to do that, mustn’t she? Mum said so and Mum usually knows. Mum also said that love between humans and animals can cross boundaries you’d never expect it to cross.

The man with the pack of creatures called hyenas must have loved them a lot. He wrestled with them and often ended up in hospital because sometimes they seemed to like biting him. But he didn’t seem to mind as he sensed they didn’t mean him any harm. I sensed the same thing. It was their way of playing. Mum reminded me that I bit her once or twice, back when I was a puppy, and she knew that they were kind of love bites.

If you’ve been watching these animal stories too, which ones mind-boggled you?

Friday, 29 November 2013

DOG STORIES




Do you like dog stories as much as Mum and I do? I especially like my own story, although Mum says I shouldn't say so as that's boastful. Just look at me in this picture, though. Do I look as if I could boast? No, I don't! I'm much too busy being me and living my stories before telling them to you.

Sometimes, if there are no birds to chase, I like chasing my shadow. Trouble is, I can never quite catch it - and often it just disappears. Then I roll in the sand, waiting for it to come back.The other day, when I was rolling, my friend Bethan, who's a pony, came over and asked if she could join in the fun. So she did, but Mum wasn't quick enough to get a picture of us with our paws and hooves pointing up instead of down! I haven't told her so, but I think Mum needs to speed up ...

Recently, when we were walking through sand dunes to the beach, a seagull called me and I raced after him so fast that Mum said afterwards all my paws were in the air at once. So I was sort of flying, wasn't I? But then, suddenly, I wasn't in the air ...  somehow I was in the sea!

Sam's dog stories


Thursday, 31 October 2013

FREE eBOOK - SAM'S STORY: It's A Dog's Life

I promised you more opportunities to download my story FREE from Amazon, so I'm letting you know that SAM'S STORY: It's A Dog's Life will be free again tomorrow - and Saturday and Sunday too!

 Here's my picture on the book-cover:


Lots of love, Sam xxx

Tuesday, 10 September 2013

SAM'S STORY: It's A Dog's Life - Now Available On Amazon!





Well, it has taken me awhile, but then I'm new to book-writing! Mum helped me a lot with SAM'S STORY: It's A Dog's Life, though - and now that it's published we both hope you'll enjoy reading about how we found more than we ever expected when we moved home.

As my book doesn't have illustrations (only paw-prints!) I hit on a brilliant plan ...

If you look at the pictures here on my Blog - and also on Facebook - you'll be able to see me in my surroundings. And that will be almost as if you're here with Mum and me, won't it? I hope you agree my plan is brilliant!

One other thing (for the moment) - you can buy my book by clicking on SAM'S STORY: It's A Dog's Life or on the book-cover in the right column. Oh, and by the way, it will be FREE on Amazon Kindle on Friday and Saturday - 13 & 14 September! (If you miss those dates, there will be others, I promise.)

P.S. Please tell me if you like my story ... Mum and I would both love to have your feedback.

Wednesday, 14 August 2013

SAM'S STORY, CHAPTER ONE: How It All Began



Here's Sam, looking back on how it all began! Read the first chapter of SAM'S STORY right here, right now. The rest of his book will be available FREE on Amazon very soon.





1
ARRIVAL – And The Great Escape
         

It was the house that drew us to Gower. I suppose that with its white walls, grey slate roof and lattice windows it’s more of a cottage. Not that this little detail matters. The fact is that Westwinds brought us from Dorset to a special Welsh peninsula.

            When we moved here we had no idea what lay in store. We had not yet felt the onslaught of storms that would buffet our home frenziedly from across the moors separating us from the Atlantic Ocean. We hadn’t had close encounters with wild ponies. We’d never experienced gigantic waves that could lift us up bodily and carry us out to sea.

            We hadn’t lived as we’ve lived since arriving.

Who are we? Sam is a very distinctive Bearded Collie. As this story is his he will be telling it, with some input from me. All I need to say about myself is that I had the good sense to adopt him. Or did he do the adopting?

            Born in Axminister, Devon, Sam’s birth name was Tangledown Mungojerrie. When I went to meet his breeder and see the seven-week old puppies with their mother, it was Sam who immediately rushed over to greet me. One look at him was enough: I had fallen in love.

            Oh, the thrill of collecting that small bundle of black and white fur the following week and taking him home to Dorset, where he settled in quickly! And it didn’t seem to unsettle him when within days we were in my VW Beetle heading for a new life in west Wales. 

            As I was soon to learn, Sam’s a born adventurer. He’s endlessly curious – endlessly ready to explore. So a new life suited him ideally and he wasted no time in beginning his explorations.

            Here’s Sam to tell you just how he began, shortly after our arrival in Westwinds’ front drive:
           
       Mum said “Stay in the car and I’ll be back for you in a minute.” The thing is, I don’t know what a minute is. And it looks more interesting out there than in here. So I think I’ll go where she’s gone.

            But there’s a problem. She shut her door and I can’t work out how to open it. I’m behind the big steering wheel after jumping from my seat to hers, and I’m finding the door handles a bit puzzling.

            I push one, then the other, with my paw. Nothing happens. There’s a little window, though, that’s half-open. I try to reach it – and fall onto the floor. So I need to re-think this.

            Up on Mum’s seat again, I put both my front paws on the wheel. Now I’m taller than before and can see what’s needed …

            With a big leap, I suddenly have all four paws spread across the wheel and can just about reach the window. Trouble is, I’ve no spare paw for pushing the window wider – and I don’t feel too safe up here.

            Oops, now I’ve crash-landed back on the floor! That’s a setback and I’m feeling a bit bruised. No worries. A bruise or two won’t stop me.

            Back on Mum’s seat, I take another big leap. This time I’m happier up on the wheel and can practise balancing on three paws so that I can use the fourth to push the window. There – that’s done! Now I just need to propel myself through the gap and …

            Help, I’m airborne! Maybe I’m flying like the birds I’ve seen. No, I don’t seem to be. The ground’s rushing up towards me. Thump.

            That wasn’t funny. But no harm done – and now I’m outside, like Mum. Except that she isn’t here. Or, if she is, I can’t see her. Where can she be?

            Wherever she is, I’ll find her. I must, as I’m quite hungry. Maybe she’s on the other side of this house I can see. I run past it into a garden where the grass is much taller than me.

            After the grass there are some trees and then there’s some brown stuff. What is it?

            I try digging. This is good fun.

            “Sam, Sam … where are you, Sam?”

            That’s Mum’s voice calling me, and it sounds a bit panicky. I’d better go and check why she’s panicking.

            I run round to the front drive, where I find her standing by the car. She looks worried … and puzzled. So I scamper up and give her knee a nudge.

            “Oh, there you are – and covered in mud! What have you been doing – and how on earth did you get out of the car? You surely couldn't have climbed through that tiny triangular window - could you?”

            Uncertain as to whether Mum is happy or mad with me I look up at her and wag my tail.

            That has the right result. She smiles, saying: “Perhaps you did climb through it. If you did, I think I’d better re-name you Houdini. Well, Sam, are you ready for tea in our new home?”

            In we go. I can see immediately that there’s plenty of exploring for me to do. As I run from room to room, I notice there are stairs too.

            I like the look of stairs and wonder what’s up there. So I climb them and find more rooms – one with something that has water in it. I can’t reach the water with my back paws still on the floor, so I jump in.

What on earth can Sam be doing? The oddest sounds are coming from above the kitchen, where I’m preparing a makeshift tea with utensils and food I’ve brought with me. My furniture won’t be arriving till tomorrow.

I didn’t even know Sam could climb stairs. I suppose that’s because I didn’t give him the run of the house back home.

Suddenly registering which room is above the kitchen, I rush up to him. And there he is – stuck in the toilet bowl while struggling valiantly but unsuccessfully to get out!

“Yes, we do need to wash all that mud off,” I tell him, transferring him swiftly into the neighbouring bathroom and making a mental note always to keep the lavatory door closed. “I just wasn’t expecting bath-time to arrive before I was ready.”

He looks up at me so innocently that I’ve no inkling of the dramas and challenges he’ll be bringing me in the days ahead.



 What happens next? 

 Chapter Two - INTRUDERS IN THE NIGHT

Watch this space to find out when SAM'S STORY is available - FREE (for a limited period) on Amazon!